@4 days ago with 1289 notes
Client: I need this ASAP. I know you said you don’t work on the weekends but this is really urgent.
Me: Alright then. I am going to send you an invoice for the extra hours.
Client: What? You said you didn’t work at the weekend! I don’t want to pay for stuff you do in your free time.
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I think thats the best use of that gif I’ve seen.@4 days ago with 75600 notes
When I have one spot left for a female on the line up - I get really annoyed trying to narrow it down to who I want to use.
I know what I want and need on the line up, I just can’t decide who I want.
Grr and or argh.@5 days ago